- Heretofore, MRS. TVoR shall become the sole proprietor of the HDC&CC.
- All complaints about said blog shall be directed to AND ONLY TO Mrs. TVoR.
- Any comments directed toward TVoR shall be complimentary in nature, congratulatory in tone, and phrased thusly: "Gee, the blog looks great now that Mrs. TVoR is in charge!" or "We LOVE the blog!" etc.
- Any transfer of proprietorship shall not be construed as a shift in the balance of power in the other affairs of the HDC&CC, but instead as a 'delegation of duty,' the kind of which is typical in superordinate - subordinate relationships.
- The last bullet is a complete farce, of course. Any illusion of 'power' or 'proprietorship' has long deserted the hapless VoR, who is hereby consigned to the dustbin of internet blog history, never to be heard from again.
- Upon special request (accompanied by banners proclaiming "Back by popular demand" and such) TVoR may return as a guest columnist to dispense wisdom. (After all, there's no use for such wisdom in TVoR's residence, it being populated mainly by beings without a 'Y' chromosome.)
- TVoR reserves the right to return to this page to refute, de-bunk, and or abnegate claims made on other pages which are slanderous, libelous, false, or just stupid. (This does not apply to pages which are, ipso facto, false, libelous, or stupid, such as FoxNews.com. I just DON'T have that kind of time.)
Fondly, TVoR
3 comments:
Wellllllllll (as Gary Berbank would say on "All My Bengals") finally some action on this blog! AS I see from the aforementioned posts by Mrs. TVoR.....Gee, the blog looks great now that Mrs. TVor has taken charge. That's what it has needed ....A WOMAN'S TOUCH. WE LOVE THE BLOG! I'm certainly sure that NO SHIFT IN BALANCE HAS OCCURED IN THE AFFAIRS THERE AT THE HILLTOP Digital Command and Control Center, oh "Hapless VoR!" We know who has HER hands on said commands and controls! sssssssssooooooooo let the blogging continue "under new management."
I, for one, am very excited about this change in Management. I mean, one can only look at TVoR's hand in the shape of a "C" for so long before going insane. Great job Mrs. TVoR on taking over the reigns. We look forward to your future blogs!
Enjoyed reading
the report - most informative thanks
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